You’ve Been the Golden Boy Around Here for 3 Years While I’ve Cried in Closets

Yesterday after crying all the way home from dropping off the kids at daycare I realized that it was the first time I had cried in several weeks, and also the first time I had not smoked weed in the morning in several weeks.  By which I mean, I smoked when I came home at… Continue reading You’ve Been the Golden Boy Around Here for 3 Years While I’ve Cried in Closets

“What Do You Consider a Large group?” “Anyone More Than Me.”

A Stoner’s Vacation Right now I’m watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Thad Luckinbill of The Young and the Restless and I believe a Madonna video is guest starring. My parents took the kids over the weekend and it was glorious. As part of our date night weekend we drove to a neighboring state where… Continue reading “What Do You Consider a Large group?” “Anyone More Than Me.”

I Don’t Know If I’m Ready For Birds. They’re So Chatty.

Okay, so for real. I have been indulging in alcohol and weed way too much since Eva’s been born. I’m at the point now where I can’t really use the “I just had a baby” card. I’m not going to Tweet out this post….it’s just for me, to hold myself accountable. I’m letting myself enjoy… Continue reading I Don’t Know If I’m Ready For Birds. They’re So Chatty.

When You Try to Sneakily Find Out if Other People are Cool Like You

As I write this Dan is asleep on the yoga mat, where he took corpse pose just a tad too far. We’ve been doing Yoga With Adriene’s latest 30 Day Challenge, if I haven’t mentioned that yet. I’ve gone out to a couple of (newly started) happy hours with coworkers recently. It’s JD, Lucy, Carol,… Continue reading When You Try to Sneakily Find Out if Other People are Cool Like You